I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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