They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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