Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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