i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize