AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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