You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You have to summon your inner elephant
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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