Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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