Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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