How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
A bitchslap is in order.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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