you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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