Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Too much gin, very little bucket
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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