My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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