Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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