so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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