all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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