I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Randomize
