So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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