Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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