For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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