New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
sex in a hospital.. check
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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