There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
accomplished twins. life is a go
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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