its not stalking. its research.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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