Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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