Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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