Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
my poor anus
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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