i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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