on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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