I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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