I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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