But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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