it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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