i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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