I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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