Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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