Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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