Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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