I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
