I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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