So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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