brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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