I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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