Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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