Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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