It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize