don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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