Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
