Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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