Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i think my tv is drunk
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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