I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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