That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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