He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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