who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Welp...herpes.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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