ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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