I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I smell stomach acid.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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